AFI #033 Estelle Reiner as Customer from When Harry Met Sally (1989)

Harry: You don't think that I could tell the difference?
Sally: No.
Harry: Get outta here.

[Sally begins to fake an orgasm]
Harry: Are you OK?

[Sally continues very audibly, attracting the attention of nearly every customer in the cafe. Afterwards, she returns to eating her dessert]

Older Woman Customer: [to waiter] I'll have what she's having.

- Estelle Reiner as a Customer from When Harry Met Sally (1989)

The bolded line is ranked #33 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

AFI #053 Groucho Marx as Capt. Geoffrey T. Spaulding from Animal Crackers (1930)

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

- Groucho Marx as Capt. Geoffrey T. Spaulding from Animal Crackers (1930)

The bolded line is ranked #53 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

AFI #064 Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley from Dr. Strangelove (1964)

Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

- Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

The bolded line is ranked #64 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

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A blonde in the Airplane

A blonde in the airplane

A beautiful blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the coach section.

She looks at the seats in coach and then looks into the forward cabin at the first-class seats.

Seeing that the first-class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one.

The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York."

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The Pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem.

He then goes back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says "Thank you so much," hugs the Pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section.

The co-pilot and flight attendant, who were watching, together ask the Pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York."