My love

She sent the following message while waiting for her train:

My love

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams
If you are smiling, send me your smile
If you are crying, send me your tears

I love you

He replied:

A Blonde in the Library

A blonde walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"

The Librarian replied, "oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."