According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers, and then there are educators.
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
Saturday, July 11, 2015
[Humor] Atheist
Atheist
One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “The man I dated today proposed to me.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.
“Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s hell.”
The mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him just how wrong he is.”
One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “The man I dated today proposed to me.”
“Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked.
“Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s hell.”
The mother replied, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him just how wrong he is.”
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