Star, Will Rogers

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

- Will Rogers (1879-1935)

Duh..., Homer Simpson

Homer: My name's Homer Simpson, I'd like to sign up for something.
Mrs. Blumenstein: Well, we have an opening on the debate team.
Homer: Debate, like, arguing?
Mrs. Blumenstein: Yes.
Homer: I'll take THAT, you DINGPOT! Just warming up, Mrs. Blumenstein.
Mrs. Blumenstein: This year's topic is "Resolved: The national speed limit should be lowered to 55 miles per hour."
Homer: 55? That's ridiculous! Sure, it'll save a few lives, but millions will be late!

- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, [2.12] The Way We Was

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Smile, Marilyn Monroe

Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.

- Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962)

계속 웃어요, 인생은 아름다운 것이고 웃을 일도 많아요.

- 마를린 먼로 (Marilyn Monroe)

Jokes, Marilyn Monroe

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

- Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962)

Dog, Marilyn Monroe

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

- Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962)

Female, Marilyn Monroe

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

- Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962)

Economics, George Bernard Shaw

If all the economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

- George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950)

Writing·Reading, Mark Twain

I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Duh..., Frank Rizzo

The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.

- Frank Rizzo (1920-1991), ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

Duh..., Marion Barry

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

- Marion Barry (1936- ), Mayor, Washington, D.C.

Appearance, Al Gore

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

- Al Gore (1948- ), U.S. Vice President