Hero, Catwoman from The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

[a couple thugs go to attack Lucius while he's handcuffed. Catwoman intervenes and beats them down]
Lucius Fox: [to Batman] I like your new girlfriend!
Catwoman: [she undoes his cuffs] He should be so lucky.

- Lucius Fox and Selina Kyle / Catwoman, The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Courage, Chinese Proverb

Only the brave deserve the fair.

- Chinese Proverb

However, only the rich, fat and cowardly merchants can afford the same.

Women, H. L. Mencken

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married, too.

- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)

Education, Albert Camus

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

- Albert Camus (1913-1960)

A Blonde and a cell phone

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. She was all excited, she loved her phone. He showed her and explained to her all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde went shopping. Her phone rang and it's her husband, "Hi hun," he said "how do you like your new phone?"

She replied "I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."

"What's that, baby?" asked the husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal- Mart?"

Two friends

Two friends meet on a Miami street. One looked forlorn, and almost on the verge of tears. The other man said, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?"

The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."

"That's not bad."

"Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket , and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear."

"Sounds like you should be grateful."

"Last week my great aunt passed away. I inherited almost a quarter of a million."

"Then how come you look so glum?"

"This week........ nothing!"

Rachel Weisz as Evelyn "Evie" Carnahan O'Connell from The Mummy (1999 film)

Rick: (plonking his backpack in front of Evie, who is startled) Sorry. Didn't mean to scare ya.
Evie: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell, are your manners.
Rick: Ahh, still angry about that kiss?
Evie: If you call that a kiss.

- Rachel Weisz as Evelyn "Evie" Carnahan O'Connell from The Mummy (1999 film)