[Humor] Handbag

A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping.
An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up and returned it to her.

The lady looked into her handbag and commented, "Hmm... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a purse, the owner didn't have any change for a reward."

[Humor] Bananas and a monkey

A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park. The white man had a pet monkey and a black guy was selling bananas.

So the black guy said "Mr. can you look after my bananas I am going to the toilet".

"Oh yes go on ahead" said the white guy.

When the black guy came back there were no more bananas and he is like, "where are my bananas?"

The white guy said, "ask your brother", pointing at his monkey.

The black guy just chilled. Then the white guy said, "can you check out for your brother I am going to the toilet".

The black guy said, "its cool".

When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he is furious like what happened to my monkey!

The black dude said, "Mr. don't get involved it was a family affair!"

[Humor] A preacher and little Juan

The preacher was most annoyed to find an elderly man falling asleep during his sermon every Sunday.

So, after service one day, he said to little Juan accompaning him, "If you can keep your grandfather awake, I'll pay you a quarter."

This worked for two weeks; the aged man was kept awake and listened to the sermons very attentively.

On the third Sunday, however, the preacher observed that the old man had falled asleep again.

After the Mass, he called Juan and said, "I am very angry with you. Didn't I promise you a quarter a week to keep your grandfather awake?"

"Yes," replied the boy, "but grandpa gives me a dollar not to disturb him."

[Humor] A Norwegian

A Norwegian was about to be a father for the first time.

This was during the soccer World Cup.

His friend visited him and asked him, what if your wife is having the baby the same day we play Brazil in the quarter final?

The guy said, don`t worry, I just bought a VCR, I can watch the birth after the game!

[Humor] A young boy and a motorcycle

A young boy had just got his driver's permit and inquired of his father, if they could discuss the possibility of buying a motorcycle.

His father took him to the study and said to the boy, "I'll make a deal with you, son. You bring your grades up from a C to a B-average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut and we'll talk about the motorcycle."

Well, the boy thought about that for a moment and decided that he'd best settle for the offer, and they agreed.

After about six weeks the boy came back and again asked his father about the motorcycle. Again they went to the study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You've brought your grades up, and I've observed that you've been studying your Bible and participating a lot more in the Bible study class on Sunday morning. But I'm real disappointed seeing as you haven't got your hair cut."

The young man paused a moment and then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, and there's even strong argument that Jesus Himself had long hair."

To which his father replied, "You're right, son. Did you also notice that they all WALKED everywhere they went?"

[Humor] A little boy

A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer.
A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"

"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.

"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."

[Humor] Something that I didn't do

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."